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Seether. `puppet Megamell Dude wonder ijc/cjc/05/06/2T09 leo eataholic Li horny buggers.good charlotte.jackass.Jesus. thin their acceptance of me. `escapes trabbit @ DA blogskins blogger deesign `manuevered 3:30 AM been hell long since i last updated. well COMING SOON, my top 20 favourite songs of 05! actually thats cuz i hve nothing better to blog about.chinese new year just passed. uneventful as always. parents seemingly without the need to mingle and meet relatives. no ang pow lor (shrugs). mj sucked though. it seems like dragons born in AUGUST ELEVEN 1988 have extremely bad luck in the dog year. wth LOSTLOSTLOST. and no ang pows to cover up too! feb's going to be a really tight month for me, what with so and so and so. oh well, i can handle it. We're the therapists PUMPING through your speakers Delivering just what you need We're well read and poised We're the BEST BOYS. We're the chemists who've found the FORMULA To make your heart SWELL AND BURST No matter what they say, don't believe a word. yes this song is running through my head over and over again. help! Monday, January 23, 2006 death and decay` 11:22 PM i came across these haikus while reading my brother's christmas present, The Darwin Awards. basically its a commemoration of the stupidity of people that led to them meeting the Lord earlier than they would have liked. oh who am i kidding, who wouldn't like to chuff at the way these people snuff themselves out in the most spectacular fashion? anw check these babies out.Hat on railroad track Leave it unless you hate your own appendages. i think for myself The warning signs do not apply to an immortal. Death happens to all Some have quite awhile to wait some knock on death's door. The dawn of mankind When will our journey be through? Dusk could be hear soon. Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely. Dodo is extinct. Rhino's sitting on the brink. You're next, save you think. Canada in white Snowmobiler's paradise Darwin's gonna strike! Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring Evolution wins. Dude has a screw loose Glad he didn't reproduce Darwin saved the day. oh, the joy of stupidity. btw for those who dont know, darwin refers to Charles Darwin, widely known as the father of evolution. how wonderful it is that people rid evolution of their stupidity genes by snuffing themselves out. oh who am i kidding im quite dumb too lol. i might get an overdose of viagra (not that i need any) and become a 'staff sergeant', and die of gangrene cuz of an extremely prolongued erection. ARGH?! Thursday, December 29, 2005 death and decay` 12:57 AM i feel lousy. i just enlisted myself into ns, and for deferment until dec 06 till i have to go for it. does this mean this time next year, im going to be in bmt? fuck.death and decay` 9:27 PM was looking through my inbox today, found some email that were from a long forgotten past. wth and i thought i have already deleted them! grossgrossGROSSGROSS. i shudder at my own demise. *cringe*anw went to watch narnia ytd. eh its not that bad k marcus, azlan did manage to kill somebody HAHA. eat more like. went shopping too, and with girls, SHOPPING IS LIKE SOULFOODLIFEBLOODOXYGEN to them omg they can go on and on and on without stopping. luckily it wasnt THAT bad ytd, supershopperchar pitied me haha. the bbq half chicken from breeks is fantastic! so's narnia. ok not really but its REALLY NOT ALL THAT BAD. anw, i'm cringing again at the email that i have erased and wiped off the face of my computer screen forever and ever. but hey, i FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN. blasting Incubus - Stellar Tuesday, December 27, 2005 death and decay` 12:07 AM "Rules of the game: post 5 weird and random facts about yourself, then at the end list 5 people who are next in line to do this. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their blog and tell them to read yours."1) my mother used to make me cross dress once, just to take funny pictures. 2) my gf popped this pimple on my upper lip once, and it ejaculated onto her shirt and the MRT door. (yes, she was popping me in the MRT) 3) i firmly believe that i have a really hot and sexy rear. 4) i prefer hot mamas to skinny dancer types. 5) i love Jesus. ok, the next lucky five are char, corny, puden, audrey and shou chen. Friday, December 16, 2005 death and decay` 10:53 PM friday friday friday.almost died of elation, i swear. cj busstop exploded with wild, hoarse-throat screaming with joy. from me. for she passed! AND SHE'S GONNA BE HERE NEXT YEAR! <3 Friday, October 14, 2005 death and decay` 9:18 PM friday friday friday.im so worried for her. either it'll be good, or bad. we'll see. Wednesday, October 12, 2005 death and decay` 2:28 PM i bet it's stress coming in to me. stress on whether i'll pass my promos, stress to whether she would pass.i had this dream last night. i was walking along this road, not unlike the one seen in boulevard of broken dreams. it was night though. it's just too symbolic to even comprehend, to my right and left are things and people that really make an impact on my life. this gravestone with my dad's name on it, the entrance gate to my house, twisted and ruined almost beyond recognition. i was walking with my mom and of all people, chiahui from church. we were talking about my pocket money, and xbox games. wth? anyway, we turned a bend and found ourselves at upper bukit timah road, at the glass chandelier shop. there were no chandeliers, but giant swavroski crystal swans on display, glowing green. as we continued along the road, (which didn't take long at all), we reached the fire station, and the bend where my old school is. so chiahui asked me, where are my glass figures? i pointed out, i do have them, but they're at home. along the side of the road, these huge crystal swans just materialised out of the mist! (oh have i mentioned it was misty?) then i said those swans are mine. and chiahui said she has more than me! as we turned the bend, my old school just loomed up LIKE THAT, and it appeared bigger and scarier looking than usual. some lights were on, and there was a swirl of clouds right above the building, like that of a hurricane. my mom asked me why we were at the school, and i said, "for the party!". as we entered the school, the weather started to act up, and there was thunder and lightning. chia hui keeps on asking me whether it's safe to enter the school, and i keep saying its ok, its safe. each time i say it, the wind gets stronger and stronger, and i could hear a man screaming in the wind. as we were walking past this huge oak tree (which doesn't even exist), it started raining EXTREMELY HEAVILY. the moment the rain touched the tree, all its leaves shrivelled and dropped, and they sank into the ground. we ran for shelter, and by that time, the wind had picked up to be so strong, my mom was getting blown away into the open again. there was a girl screaming now, and the screaming was getting louder and louder. outside in the parade grounds, the wind was so strong, and so cyclonic, there was a mini tornado going on. here's the weird thing. at the bottom of the tornado, surprisingly unpertubed, was char playing the piano! and she was staring forward, with a blank expression on her face. i yelled at her, again and again, but she didn't listen. chiahui got sucked into the wind, and i was hanging for dear life grabbing on this hand which was sticking out an unknown door. mom was hanging on me, and she was complaining that she couldn't hold on anymore because 'my toe is slippery'. then, char stopped playing and walked towards me, through the wind. she grabbed my hand, and pulled me to safety. she kissed me, and she jumped back into the wind, and she got caught in the wind this time. i jumped after her and in that instant, felt such an intense feeling of love that i can still imagine it now. i got caught in that tornado too, and i blanked. next thing i knew, i was in a glass coffin, on top of the piano. char was playing the piano again, looking forward blankly again. i turned and cried out at her, again and again, yelled at her to look at me, to answer, to talk to me, but she still sat there, staring forwards. playing the song that sounds so sad but so beautiful at the same time. what do you think? O_O dreams nowadays. tsk. Saturday, October 01, 2005 death and decay` `scars |